Dear Waistline, I miss your face.

How do models do it, walking the runway at 4 months wearing lingerie? I call bullshit on the whole thing!!

It's close to impossible not to gain weight and that's the annoying part of it all! I eat well, veggies, fruits, no carbs after 5 and still I'm putting on the ol' L.B's! Well with the exception to Saturday or Sunday Pizza or cheese burgers - girls got to live. Say it with me: "YOLO!"

So, I seriously thought I could get to the 2nd trimester without gaining anything. You know like Heidi klum, Megan fox, etc! I say, screw those skanks! Lol. JK love you Heidi! Megan Fox, you can suck it! ;) I'm just going to think.. photoshop because otherwise I may start kicking puppies and i really like puppies.

This weekend we had Joe and Jaci in -- Saturday we were going to site see around DC. So I put on a pair of my favorite Sevens and they seemed harder to button than normal! Thinking to myself 'It must have been that extra piece of turkey bacon! I knew I should have refrained!'  So I did some lunges around the apartment! Maybe I just washed them and forgot!? (Whose fooling who here, I rarely do laundry!) Few lunges here, then leg hikes there, and in the midst of that I pulled something in my groin. Not only am I getting fat, I'm now an old fart! Hahha! So I finally got the jeans to button and went on my way - big mistake. 

Walking around DC, it was getting quite uncomfortable around the waste line. They were low rise, so i think my little peach (he/shes the size of a peach now from her head to bum) was getting uncomfortable. And if she/hes anything like her momma shes probably a tad pissed that someones in her space. But I tried to ignore, i mean fashion first right? Little peach will know that soon, shell/hell understand.

So after a couple hours I'm walking with some lunge in hopes I can stretch them out - finally Patrick says, "just unbutton them!" I was appalled - "so I'm fat and an old man now??!" Lol but the sound of the idea just gave me relief already, but i had to put up a little fight! So I did the unthinkable, and unbuttoned my jeans. I had a little more pep in my step, and thankfully a longer shirt to cover the unbuttoned-ness. It was not my proudest moment, but a girl has to do what a girl has to do. Mommy-0, Peach-1! Hahah!

This week we went to the Dr. and got on the scale, and I gained 4lbs since the first appt back in early Sept! Which isn't fair anyway since it was 2pm, I had ate breakfast and a good 4 glasses of water and ate lunch that contained carbs!! So they should take off a good 2 lbs for good measure! I mean, the nurse was a girl and thats just plain rude for not even offering it as an option! So I look to my husband and about to cry and he responds (as one man knowing little to nothing about women issues regarding weight) "it's fine, you're going to get fatter!" That's not what I want to hear! I wanted to hear, "EXCUSE ME Nurse, the scales broken, this is hogwash because my wife isn't over 110lbs! I demand a recount!!!" But no, I suppose he wasn't feeling all Bush-like that day! Whatever.

So today, its Friday. Thank God its Friday! Even though it was a short week, I still look forward to sleeping in and not having to work on the weekends. But who doesnt? So I went to grab a pair of jeans, instant sadness when I realize that the 25's are no longer in rotation. So I pull out the 'archived' and dusty 26's. Instantly, Patrick who already thinks I have a shopping problem - "are those new? Ive never seen them before!" Im like NO! They aren't new! (This time i was telling the truth!)

I have a feeling this little peach is going to get bigger -- I want her/him to grow big and strong! This is why pregnant women should be able to hibernate like the bears do! Not because of weather - because were pregnant and don't want people to see them us get bigger. Although now that we're telling people were pregnant people will understand why I'm gaining weight. Before, Im sure they were thinking 'Sam, lay off the cheeseburgers and fries!'. Speaking of -- i could go for some five guys!  

'Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.. nothing tastes as good as skinny feels!' Ah screw it ... add me on some bacon and throw in some french fries too. Oink Oink. YOLO!

xo.